When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.
Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!
Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.
Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.
Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.
Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are...
Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!
It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.
Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.