Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.
Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.
It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.
Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.
It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.
When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.
Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.
Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly d...
It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on...
Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.
My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon.
When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.
It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.
The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't.
You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.
If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.
Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.
Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.
The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!
