Quotes by Christy Leigh Stewart

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I want to find a designer that can represent me. I want to find a celebrity that reflects me. So far I’ve been dressing in cotton-polyester blends. It’s what Jerffrey Dahmer wore.

Christy Leigh Stewart

This semester has born in me the flame of hope to one day become a leader in the modern feminist movement. I can and will be the force that blows new life into it, giving a face and name to associate with instead of those women now who’s names I do...

Christy Leigh Stewart

A novel is no different than graffiti in a bathroom stall, it's just more pretentious.

Christy Leigh Stewart

I’m going to punch words in your ear holes.

Christy Leigh Stewart

My author role model is Kurata Misako. I want to be rich enough to drive from room to room in my home but also down to earth enough to let squirrels live in my hair.

Christy Leigh Stewart

I've purged myself of worldly goods; half my stuff is either being sold or going to charity. I need to go shopping.

Christy Leigh Stewart

Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?

Christy Leigh Stewart

Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?

Christy Leigh Stewart

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. But, we all would have been aborted.

Christy Leigh Stewart

The concept of virginity is a social construct. If you’re wondering if my commercial value, self-respect, and/or quality of my immortal soul has been affected by things that have gone in or out of my vagina the answer is no.

Christy Leigh Stewart

I’ve seen the first three Terminator movies in succession more times in my life than I have shaved my legs.

Christy Leigh Stewart

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

Christy Leigh Stewart

You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.

Christy Leigh Stewart

Do you ever feel like we are the universe’s date to a pig party? Love, The Human Race

Christy Leigh Stewart

Even Azathoth is bored of this tune.

Christy Leigh Stewart

Every concept of reality is all in our head, belief is what makes truth.

Christy Leigh Stewart

I hallowed out my Bible to put another, smaller Bible inside.

Christy Leigh Stewart

He’s a scientist. He’s never cried. He flips through Googled image searches of burn victims while he touches himself.

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I think men think about their penises as much as women think about molestation.

Christy Leigh Stewart

I’ve noticed that you are retarded, Dr. Phil.

Christy Leigh Stewart