THIS IS A COMPLIMENT? You're incrediburgable she said which is to say You're a little like incredible but a lot more like a hamburger.
REFUSAL When you refuse to tell your weight and age, people know you're fat and old.
I USED TO make love. Now I Make coffee.
DISARM ALL RAPISTS But what will we do With their legs?
ELVIS & MARILYN: The deader they get - the more money they make.
(1)BEING A POET is like opening a car door & exposing yourself. (2)BEING A GOOD POET is like opening the door & exposing the passenger as well.
I FINALLY had a hot night, but it was only the weather.
