Quotes by Carrot Top

About Carrot Top:

Scott Thompson is an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, producer, writer, and singer, best known for his bright red hair, prop comedy, and self-deprecating humor.
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My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

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On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

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People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

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Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.

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I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

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I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see somethin...

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I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

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Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

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I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

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Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

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My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

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I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

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When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

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My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.

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The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

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There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

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When I was younger I always thought, 'If I were ever a comedian I'd make it like a rock concert.' I wanted to generate that type of enthusiasm and excitement.

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Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials.

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I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community.

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People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.'

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I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.

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Author Bio

  • NameCarrot Top
  • DescriptionStand-up comedian
  • BornFebruary 25, 1965
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionStand-up Comic; Actor; Film Director; Screenwriter; Television Director; Television Producer; Singer; Voice Actor; Comedian