Do not mock my baby." He pulls away and strokes his palm over he seat. "She was my first love." "Well your current ... er ... girl, is getting jealous with all the attention you're paying your first love, and she has orifices you can stick things in ...
Baby girl, five minutes alone with me and you're gonna be begging me to taste your pie.
White? That's good. virginal. He'll be reminded this is a first for you and hopefully won't just impale you on his pork sword.
