Quote by: Cara Hoffman

This is shitty to say, but there's not much pathos involved in a case like that. Think about it: Little So-and-so the Fourth drowns himself Tuesday night after receiving his midterm grades in the school of civil engineering. The body goes back to Westchester, and a lounge in the library or a nature path gets named after him, and a bunch of blue-blood kids remember him fondly. Sorry. There's about one story a year like that. Poor Billy Fuckup, Jr., in his Gap khakis, the pressure of going to classes all day really to him. If I were a better person, I would have felt badly having seen things like that.


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Author Bio


  • NameCara Hoffman
  • DescriptionAmerican writer
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionJournalist; Novelist