Quotes by Bryan Callen

About Bryan Callen:

Bryan Christopher Callen is an American actor and comedian. He studied acting at the Beverly Hills Playhouse, and got his start as one of the original cast members on the sketch comedy series MADtv. He is the co-host of the successful podcast 'The Fighter & The Kid alongside UFC heavyweight "Big Brown" Brendan Schaub.
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You go into an audition, you're either the one or you're not, and if you're not, you go home. And I kind of like that. If you're really good, and you're the best guy in the room that day, you get the job.

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Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect of it - of that experience and that expression. There's really nothing quite as satisfying.

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Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.

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My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over.

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Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.

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My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.

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Women find men attractive who are aggressive... but later on, they get worried that that aggression, that alpha energy, is going to be turned back against them and their children.

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Being in quite a few movies... there's always things that are changing about a film.

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I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.

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I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do.

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I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes.

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My parents were really nice to me.

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If you actually get down to the nitty-gritty of the average Pakistani, the average Indian, the average whoever, what you really do know emotionally is that they're exactly the same.

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Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice.

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If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer.

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One of the beautiful things about podcasting is that I'm not beholding to some public entity.

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As an actor, you're never busy enough.

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I'm always driven to keep doing something different and better.

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It's always a shock to me when I get recognized.

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Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.

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Author Bio

  • NameBryan Callen
  • DescriptionAmerican actor
  • BornJanuary 26, 1967
  • CountryUnited States Of America; Philippines
  • ProfessionActor