Honest I'm a liar. Believe me?
We contradict all for which we stand for we all stand for the lie the whole lie and nothing but the lie so help save our lying asses.
Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories.
I can't answer you in a nutshell. We wouldn't fit unless we saw the same shrink.
Nostalgia was never what it used to be.
He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword ... unless he's a general.
Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie.
Nice days are more unsafe. There are more of them.
People always switched on turn me off.
Our archaeological ancestry lost hair while growing sweat glands to reduce panting in the hot African sun. One outcome evolved the origin of our speech. Another conquered our ability to shut the hell up and listen. Now? Politicians grunting "On the O...
With good morality first candidates you'll get bad candor, bad ethics, bad loyalty and bad morality - lastly bad odor will surface to save the day if you maintain good optimism like I do.
All porn stars on Animal Farm are equal but some porn scenes are more unequal than others.
When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer.
Psychosis is person less persona, raving sincerity.
They safely cured the world of sadness, wiser the Pfizer for it?
You can't stop a man from stopping himself.
Religions are popular in psych wards, especially religions with self-stylized heavens. Patients make suicide appeal this way.
A bind is when you're quadriplegic, suicidal about that and unable to persuade your best friend to murder you.
Suicide ends for some patients so others call survival a feat - teamwork.
Ignorance is bliss. Wisdom is blisters.
