I can't prove it yet know it when I seem it.
I love objectivity when mine.
The glass is completely full...of shit.
Every swamp has a silted lining.
90% of life is showing up. I'm staying home to wait for the other 10%.
Don't stay in this now. You'll fall behind.
Wait now or wait, wait later.
Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.
There's an ad for every vice. That's advice.
Dreams don't come true, they are true.
I chase my dreams through nightmares.
The brain is unreliable. It relies on lies.
Fifty percent of life is ninety percent indecisive. The rest is confusing.
Where have you been all of your life?
Ninety percent if life is fifty percent indecisive. The rest is confusing.
On the plus side, life doesn't add up.
To Americans, either/or means both.
It's not how I take tragic news but how I make tragic views that unscrews me.
Psych ward clocks, depressed, nudge like anxious calendars.
If you see me standing on my head, I'm trying to cheer you up with my frown. I need my honesty, you my pleasantry.
