Quotes by Brandi Glanville

About Brandi Glanville:

Brandi Glanville is an American television personality, author and former model. She appeared on the reality series The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in its second season on the Bravo cable network. She also hosts a podcast called Brandi Glanville Unfiltered and appeared on Season 7 of Celebrity Apprentice which premiered on January 4, 2015. Glanville made it to the final four, being fired two weeks before the finale.
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It’s actually quite the contrary. It’s time to freak the fuck out, and that’s not just acceptable, it’s obligatory. The rug has just been pulled out from beneath your feet, and everything you thought you knew with absolute certainty has vanis...

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I'm supposed to eat shit with a fork and a knife and say thank you when I'm done swallowing this crap?

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The most surprising thing about breaking up is that you already know how to do it. Everything you need to know, you learned in kindergarten. Yours should always be better than his (especially when it comes to lawyers).

Brandi Glanville

...if you discover your partner is cheating, drink like it’s your last party, blame everyone else for your problems, let “binging” be your new favorite hobby, and, by all means, FUCKING PANIC.

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He kept telling me his affair was over, but I kept catching him in lies. He wouldn’t shake this woman, and I simply could not trust him anymore.

Brandi Glanville

The moral of the story couldn’t be clearer: you already know if your partner is fucking around behind your back, you just need to decide if you’re done being a doormat. You need to wake up one morning and decide that those rose-colored glasses ar...

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And finally, always remember that the other person started it.

Brandi Glanville

No matter how old you are, there’s no cozier feeling than to have your mom take care of you.

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Sure, occasionally a certain sappy song or romantic movie would come on, and you’d wonder what he or she was up to, but there was no way to know. Of course, you could always pick up the phone (and more recently, text or e-mail), but that would requ...

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I had stopped doing anything for myself. I no longer felt like an individual because for thirteen years, I was one-half of a “we.

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Miserable people love to make other people miserable. I don't hate them, I just feel sorry for them.

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I had yet to learn that while there’s nothing wrong with elevating your partner, that should not come at the cost of your own identity.

Brandi Glanville

Sure, it was scary as hell, and sometimes even now I wake up and wonder what happened to my picture-perfect life. But I'd rather struggle with my uncertainty and fear than continue to live a lie. It took me a while to figure that out, because the lie...

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Author Bio

  • NameBrandi Glanville
  • DescriptionTV personality
  • BornNovember 16, 1972
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionCelebrity