Quotes by Bill Maher

About Bill Maher:

William is an American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, media critic, and television host. As a television host, he is well known for the HBO political talk show Real Time with Bill Maher (2003–present). Maher previously hosted a similar late-night show called Politically Incorrect, originally on Comedy Central and later on ABC.
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You don't need a weapon to protect yourself.

Bill Maher

I think religion is a neurological disorder.

Bill Maher

Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do. Most people would think it's wonderful when someone says 'I'm willing lord, I'll do whatever you want me to do' except that since there are no ...

Bill Maher

It is not a surprise that a person would want to be a prophet. What's ridiculous is that other people let him.

Bill Maher

Fake it. We know you can do that. We’ve seen your sex tape.

Bill Maher

If we stopped calling it profiling and started calling it "proactive intelligence screening" or "high alert detecting", people would be saying "Well, it's about time".

Bill Maher

That's not water. That's socialism juice. We should bomb Lake Erie.

Bill Maher

We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies.

Bill Maher

I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.

Bill Maher

Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do.

Bill Maher

If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you'd resign in protest.

Bill Maher

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Bill Maher

To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.

Bill Maher

I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?

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What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.

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Author Bio

  • NameBill Maher
  • DescriptionAmerican stand-up comedian
  • AliasesWilliam Maher, Jr.
  • BornJanuary 20, 1956
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionFilm Actor; Actor; Comedian; Television Presenter; Writer
  • AwardsRichard Dawkins Award