About Bill Cosby: William Henry "Bill" Cosby Jr. is an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and activist.
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.
And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.
If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: “It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head...
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.
The absolute truth is that there is no power in celebrity.
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
Not many jobs are available for single women who just want to have babies.
