Quotes by Bill Cosby

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William Henry "Bill" Cosby Jr. is an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and activist.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.

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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

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I don't see much comedy in the Bible, where people are writing about funny people. It's not there.

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George Booth and I are both funny, and from afar, without meeting, admired each other's work.

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I'm not going out and hitting a 95-mph fastball where I can't see the stitches. I'm not on a professional football team looking to tackle a fullback who is built like solid wood. I'm a thinking person, and I've been blessed with the ability to see so...

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If you watch kids looking at something on television, even something that's produced for them and is supposed to be funny, what you'll notice is that they don't laugh.

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Gray hair is God's graffiti.

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I don't have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these sentences that just go on and end without finishing. The thought is unfinished. Where did Adam go? What is he doing? Hello? There has to be some pages mis...

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When my son was murdered, people asked me how I felt about God and what had happened to my son. I said, 'No, you can't go there. You have to understand that there is a devil, and he works 24/7. Whoever murdered our son was with the devil.'

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God has not made anything that I know of that pays so much attention to who their father and mother is as us.

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The most important educational vehicle in all life is a parent figure.

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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life.

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Nobody asked you to flip burgers for the rest of your life.

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When I decided that I wanted to go to college, I wanted to be a school teacher for 7th and 8th grade boys because I felt that was an important time for them. I had gone astray at that point in my life and really wanted to help keep them from making t...

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Things from real life are the things that get people laughing.

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Learning to read clusters is not something your eyes do naturally. It takes constant practice.

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I love cake. I love pie. I love potato chips. I love salt. I do not want yogurt, plain yogurt. It's healthy. 'Why don't you like it?' Because it tastes like bad breath.

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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

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Author Bio

  • NameBill Cosby
  • DescriptionAmerican comedian, actor, author, television producer, educator, musician and activist
  • BornJuly 12, 1937
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionTelevision Actor; Actor; Writer; Voice Actor; Gridiron Football Player; Composer
  • AwardsSpingarn Medal; Presidential Medal Of Freedom; Marian Anderson Award; Daytime Emmy Award