About Arthur Guiterman: Arthur Guiterman was an American writer best known for his humorous poems.
Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. 'How are you' is a greeting, not a question.
Admitting Error clears the Score, And proves you Wiser than before.
First dentistry was painless. Then bicycles were chainless, Carriages were horseless, And many laws enforceless. Next cookery was fireless, Telegraphy was wireless, Cigars were nicotineless, And coffee caffeineless. Soon oranges were seedless, The pu...