She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.
A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.
It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.
It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.
She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.
If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.
It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.
His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest.
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
