Why would you turn right on a red light when we can all just sit here behind you waiting to die... #AHOLE
Ticketmaster saying that their fee is a "convenience" is like a rapist calling his raping a "favor
Hey wedding DJ, there is no way in hell I'm paying you $1,000 when all you're doing is plugging your iPod into the sound system #AHOLE
No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE
