Quote by: Andy Zaltzman

New Labour leader Ed Miliband announces plan to 'make this party slightly less unelectable by 2015'. He added: 'I am Ed, the Almighty One.' Defeated brother David Miliband overheard muttering: 'Now I know how Wayne Christ felt after little Jesus came along.


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Author Bio


  • NameAndy Zaltzman
  • DescriptionBritish comedian and author
  • AliasesAndrew Zaltzman
  • Born1974
  • CountryUnited Kingdom
  • ProfessionComedian; Writer
  • WorksThe Bugle