Quote by: Andy Rooney

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!


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Author Bio


  • NameAndy Rooney
  • DescriptionWriter, humorist, television personality
  • BornJanuary 14, 1919
  • DiedNovember 4, 2011
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionWar Correspondent; Screenwriter; Journalist; Author
  • AwardsBronze Star Medal; Air Medal