I’d much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick.
A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.
For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.
A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.
The man you’re going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.
A brick is……… Well it’s a bloody brick what more do you want from me?
A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.
Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.
Instead of Rock, Paper, Scissors, you could play Brick, Blanket, Action Fingers, in which brick cripples action fingers, blanket smothers brick and action fingers beats blanket.
I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.
I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.
I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.
I had a dream about you. I was sitting on your couch, relating my succession of ideas on subconscious influence. I asked you what they meant, and you told me that free associations were a bad way to advance my political career.
I had a dream about you last night. I could fly. I was going to use this power to impress you, but you were too heavy to carry, so I won you over with my personality instead
I had a dream about you last night.. You were balancing ten tiny footballs on your nose while dancing with a turquoise unicorn.
I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally.
I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But I know that could never actually happen. In real life I only enter people’s nightmares.
I had a dream about you last night. The best day of my life was when I taught you how to juggle, but the best day of yours was when you taught someone else.
I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.
I had a dream about you last night.. You were playing with chicken livers and told me everyone was in quarantine.
