I'm such a strong human being. I amaze myself even. If only you knew what I've been up against, you'd want my autograph. I'm a real life superhero.
Write like no one is reading.
I know you think I'm crazy. Maybe that's because I am. About life, about this moment, about you.
Son, my dad said, every man needs a bitter, resentful woman in his life. Because there's nothing more touching to a mother's heart than to know that her son thinks of her constantly.
If a 6 foot tall talking Badger comes to your door with a great deal on health insurance, be certain to ask if it includes in-patient psychiatric care.
Don't cry about it. Write about it.
(When) When you call me nugget. When you take pictures of me. When you dance. When you complement me. When you laugh. When your eyes squint as you smile. When we make love when we're sick. I fall more in love with you.
It's an easy guess, why some get famous over night and not during the day.
I believe all people are assholes. You won't find anyone that you like. You'll just find someone you dislike a little less than the last asshole. And I can't wait for that day. To have a woman that I can say I dislike a little less than all the other...
Life is great, and without it, you'd be dead.
Making the hard to decision to throw away a once favorite bra is like deleting an ex-friend that repeatedly let you down.
Can you still want something you already have? Absolutely. Everyday.
I had to free myself from my devotion to him... to us... without losing my ability to believe in love.
Realizing that many you once thought the world of are nothing but glorified assholes means you've grown up.
(On getting married at 19) We told ourselves we had forever and we never looked back. The problem was that we never really looked ahead.
... And I wondered if we had disappointed God so much, that he wrote us off as pets, just alive to entertain.
Divine does not tempt us to see what's in our hearts, it tempts us so we could see what's in our hearts.
(Divorce) We’ll remarry someday when we’ve grown, Like royalty who’ve earned the throne. An aisle made of gold, To have and to hold. My dress made of rags, A suit that’s so torn. All eyes are on me, But mine only on you. You give your hand, A...
As in most fairy tales, there's a prince and a princess, dragons and some magic, and the feeling it gives you that anything is possible if we could stay this way forever.
Being near you for a day was at the top of my bucket list of the greatest life achievements, so this has by far exceeded my expectations and everyday has been magic.
Even when I'm sleeping, I go to places where you are.
