Quotes by Alan Partridge

About Alan Partridge:

Alan Gordon Partridge is a fictional character portrayed by English actor and comedian Steve Coogan. Partridge is a tactless and inept television and radio presenter, a parody of British media personalities and rightwing Middle England values.
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Tears streamed down my face. I was so happy I wanted to shout it from the rooftop. But at the same time I knew that that afternoon's downpour would have made the slate tiles so slippery that achieving any kind of purchase would have been impossible.

Alan Partridge

Putting a damp spoon back in the bowl is the tea-drinking equivalent of sharing a needle. And I did want to end up with the tea-drinking equivalent of AIDS.

Alan Partridge

I’d spend hours in HMVs, Virgin Megastores and second-hand record shops staffed by greasy-haired 40-year-olds dressed as 20-year-olds, listening to contemporary music of every genre – Britrock, heavy maiden, gang rap, brakebeat. And I came to a s...

Alan Partridge

Like a good-looking John Merrick, mine was a face that looked really shit.

Alan Partridge

I've told you, there's no point keeping those. They're not tax-deductible,' my dad thundered. 'I think you'll find they are,' raged my mum like some sort of feral animal (a badger with TB perhaps). 'They're not. You only get VAT back on lunches outsi...

Alan Partridge

Author Bio

  • NameAlan Partridge
  • Descriptionfictional radio and television presenter
  • AliasesAlan Gordon Partridge
  • ProfessionTelevision Presenter; Disc Jockey