Quotes by Adam Carolla

About Adam Carolla:

Adam Lakers Carolla is an American comedian, radio personality, television host, actor and podcaster. He hosts The Adam Carolla Show, a talk show distributed as a podcast which set the record as the "most downloaded podcast" as judged by Guinness World Records in 2011.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

Adam Carolla

When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.

Adam Carolla

When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.

Adam Carolla

I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.

Adam Carolla

Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.

Adam Carolla

If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'

Adam Carolla

Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.

Adam Carolla

I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.

Adam Carolla

I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

Adam Carolla

Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

Adam Carolla

If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

Adam Carolla

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

Adam Carolla

I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you're trying to make.

Adam Carolla

I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people ...

Adam Carolla

I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.

Adam Carolla

People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

Adam Carolla

I was a horrible student.

Adam Carolla

Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.

Adam Carolla

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

Adam Carolla

I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

Adam Carolla

I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

Adam Carolla

Author Bio

  • NameAdam Carolla
  • DescriptionAmerican radio personality, television host, comedian, and actor
  • AliasesAdam Lakers Carolla; Ace Rockolla; Recycl-A-Rolla; Ace in the Hole; Ace carolla; Carolla; Adam Corrolla; Adam corola; Adam corolla
  • BornMay 27, 1964
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionActor; Radio Host