Quotes by Adam Carolla

About Adam Carolla:

Adam Lakers Carolla is an American comedian, radio personality, television host, actor and podcaster. He hosts The Adam Carolla Show, a talk show distributed as a podcast which set the record as the "most downloaded podcast" as judged by Guinness World Records in 2011.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.

Adam Carolla

I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

Adam Carolla

The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

Adam Carolla

All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

Adam Carolla

I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

Adam Carolla

It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

Adam Carolla

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't rea...

Adam Carolla

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

Adam Carolla

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

Adam Carolla

A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.

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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

Adam Carolla

People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'

Adam Carolla

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

Adam Carolla

There are certain things women are better at than men.

Adam Carolla

I've never really broken this down before, but, in movies, you almost have no connection to fans. And if you do TV, you're kind of connected, but they know you as the TV name not your real name. If you do radio, there's more of a bond there. And then...

Adam Carolla

I get depressed at airports.

Adam Carolla

The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.

Adam Carolla

When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.

Adam Carolla

If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

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If the media isn't slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

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Author Bio

  • NameAdam Carolla
  • DescriptionAmerican radio personality, television host, comedian, and actor
  • AliasesAdam Lakers Carolla; Ace Rockolla; Recycl-A-Rolla; Ace in the Hole; Ace carolla; Carolla; Adam Corrolla; Adam corola; Adam corolla
  • BornMay 27, 1964
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionActor; Radio Host