Young Frankenstein Quotes

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[Frederick arrives at the Transylvania station] Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Pardon me, boy. Is this the Transylvania station? Shoe-Shine Boy: Ja, ja. Track 29. Can I give you a shine?

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Igor: Where are you going? Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: To wash up. I've got to look normal. [his bowtie pops open] Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: We've all of us got to behave normally.

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The Monster: [picks last petal off a flower and throws it into the well] Little Girl: Now throw a kiss and say "Bye bye." The Monster: [throws kiss, waves, and grunts "bye bye"] Little Girl: Oh dear. Nothing left. What shall we throw in now?

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Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Throw... the third switch! Igor: [shocked] Not the *third switch*!

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Elizabeth: [to The Monster] Honey, did you see I put another hamper in the bathroom? This one's for your shirts, the other's just for socks and poo-poo undies.

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[Upon seeing the monster's manhood] Elizabeth: Oh my God. Woof.

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[in Victor Frankenstein's laboratory] Igor: [sings] I ain't got no body, and nobody cares for me. Yakka tak ta a yakka tak ta ha! Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor. Igor: Froedrick. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: How did you get here? Igor: Through the d...

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Inspector Kemp: Let's all go have some sponge cake and a little wine... [the Monster shakes his mechanical hand, popping it off] Inspector Kemp: Oh, shit!

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Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Eyegor. Igor: Froadrick.

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Frau Blücher: I am Frau Blücher. [horses whinny]

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[after he brings the creature to life] Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Alive! It's alive! It's alive!

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Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Nice hopping.

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Igor: Two nasty lookin' switches over there, but I'm not going to be the first.

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Inspector Kemp: [holds up his wooden arm] To the lumber yard!

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Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [after reading his grandfather's notes] IT... COULD... WORK!

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Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Please, I beg you! For safety's sake, don't humiliate him!

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Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: LIFE! DO YOU HEAR ME? GIVE MY CREATION... LIFE!

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Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [singing] If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits... The Monster: 'UTTIN' ON THE 'IIIIITZ.

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