Wreck-It Ralph: [gives a cherry to the homeless Qbert and Co] Here you go, guys. It's fresh. Straight from Pac-Man.
[from trailer] Fix-It Felix: Ralph abandoned his game!
[from trailer] Wreck-It Ralph: Everything changes, NOW! [runs]
[from trailer] Wreck-It Ralph: I'm not leaving you here alone!
[Ralph runs to the exit of "Sugar Rush," carrying Vanellope] Vanellope von Schweetz: Ralph, it's not gonna work... Wreck-It Ralph: We gotta try!
King Candy: Stop in the name of the king!
[from trailer] Sergeant Calhoun: Who in the holy hot cakes are YOU?
Wreck-It Ralph: [takes Calhoun's hoverboard] Let me borrow this, lady! [to Vanellope] Wreck-It Ralph: Stay with Felix! Vanellope von Schweetz: Ralph, where are you going? Wreck-It Ralph: I've got some wrecking to do!
Vanellope von Schweetz: [showing off her home in Diet Cola Mountain] Welcome to my home! I sleep in these candy wrappers [drifting into a sweet, syrupy voice] Vanellope von Schweetz: and I bundle myself up like a little homeless lady.
King Candy: [to Wreck-It Ralph] Is that a threat I smell? Whooo... beyond the halitosis you so obviously suffer from!
King Candy: And if I ever see you here again, Wreck-It Ralph, I'll lock you in my Fungeon! Wreck-It Ralph: "Fungeon"? King Candy: Fun-Dungeon. It's a play on words. Get it? [Ralph stares blankly] King Candy: A play on... never mind!
Taffyta Muttonfudge: King Candy says glitches can't race. Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm not a glitch, Taffyta. I've just got pixlexia, okay?
[Ralph is brought to Candy's castle] King Candy: Milk my Duds! It's Wreck-It Ralph! Wreck-It Ralph: Yeah. Who are you, the guy that makes the donuts? King Candy: [laughs] Oh, please. No, I'm King Candy! Wreck-It Ralph: [looks around] I see you're a f...
[Mr. Litwak opens the arcade for business] Mr. Litwak: Morning, kids, come on in! Good to see you, good to see you... [to a grandfather accompanying the kids, winking] Mr. Litwak: You too, little fella.
Fix-It Felix: [after Ralph abandoned the game] Everyone calm down. Ralph probably fell asleep in the washroom of Tapper's again. [a tram pulls up] Fix-It Felix: See, here he is now. [Q*Bert hops out] Fix-It Felix: Why, it's Q*Bert! What brings you he...
[looking in the back room of Tapper's, Ralph pulls out red underwear] Wreck-It Ralph: Oh, come on Zangief... Gross!
Moppet Girl: [unable to play "Wreck-It Ralph"] Where's the Wrecking guy?
Moppet Girl: [trying to play "Fix-It Felix, Jr."] Mr. Litwak! Mr. Litwak: What's the matter, sweetheart? Moppet Girl: The game's busted. Mr. Litwak: [looks] Hmm, looks like the game's gone cuckoo... like my nana. Here's your quarter back, darling. Mo...
