Dan Dreiberg: Watchmen are over. Rorschach: Says Tricky Dick. Dan Dreiberg: Says me.
Woman in diner: I'm so glad I got the four legged chicken.
Dan Dreiberg: [examining blood stained Comedian badge] Is this bean juice? Rorschach: Human bean juice. Badge belonged to The Comedian. Blood too...
Rorschach: Funny, ancient pharaohs looked forward to the end of the world. Hoping the cadavers would rise, and reclaim hearts from golden jars. Must currently be holding breath in anticipation.
Adrian Veidt: I've known John long enough to see he isn't devoid of emotion. His subtle facial twitches wouldn't have been noticed by the layman but to me, he might as well have been sobbing.
Hollis Mason: [about Rorshach] They forced everyone out except him. Dan Dreiberg: Oh he'll quit. When he's dead.
Laurie Juspeczyk: [about Dr Manhattan] I can't even tell if he really cares about me anymore, or if he's just pretending Dan Dreiberg: If he's pretending, it's because he cares
Laurie Juspeczyk: Dan? [steps toward him] Laurie Juspeczyk: Is everything alright? Dan Dreiberg: God I'm tired of being afraid, afraid of war, afraid of the mask-killer... and afraid of this goddamn suit, and how much I need it. Laurie Juspeczyk: Me ...
Adrian Veidt: For someone that calls himself The Comedian, I can never tell when you're joking.
[From Ultimate Cut] News Vendor: Hey, all this time you've been coming down here, I never caught your name. Teenager at Newsstand: Bernard. News Vendor: Bernard? You're kidding? That's News Vendor: [chuckles] News Vendor: my name too. Teenager at New...
Edward Blake: [to Dr. Manhattan] You know if we'd lost here in Vietnam, I think it might've driven us crazy. Y'know, as a country. But we didn't. Thanks to you.
Laurie Juspeczyk: I am not afraid.
Jon Osterman: I'm disappointed in you, Adrian! Very disappointed! Re-assembling myself was the first trick I learned as Dr Manhattan!
Jon Osterman: Why would I save a world I no longer have any stake in? Laurie Juspeczyk: Do it for me.
Jon Osterman: When you left me, I left Earth.
Dan Dreiberg: Maybe this was a political killing? Rorschach: Maybe. Or maybe someone's picking off costumed heroes. Dan Dreiberg: Um. Don't you think that's maybe a little paranoid? Rorschach: That's what they're saying about me now? That I'm paranoi...
Rorschach: How's your friend Hollis Mason? Dan Dreiberg: What's Hollis got to do with any of this? Rorschach: He wrote that book. Said some things about the Comedian in it. Dan Dreiberg: I don't like what you're implying. I like being followed even l...
Jon Osterman: Miracles by they're definition are meaningless, only what can happen does happen.