Alonzo Harris: Believe it or not, I do try to do some good in the community.
Alonzo Harris: If I was a dealer, you'd be dead by now.
Alonzo Harris: Shit, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.
Smiley: You got the right to be bitch-slapped.
[on phone] Jake Hoyt: Hello? Alonzo Harris: Hoyt? Jake Hoyt: Yes, sir? Alonzo Harris: You on your way to roll call? Jake Hoyt: Yes, sir, I'm on my way out the door right now. Alonzo Harris: Hoyt. Jake Hoyt: Yes, sir? Alonzo Harris: Patrol ferries go ...
[referring to his shotgun] Alonzo Harris: You KNOW I'm surgical with this bitch.
Jake Hoyt: Its not so fun when the rabbit has a gun.
Alonzo Harris: Its not like I was pointing a gun at your head.
[Hoyt just smoked some weed] Alonzo Harris: When was the last time you smoked weed? Jake Hoyt: High school... We were... Alonzo Harris: Smoking weed. Jake Hoyt: Right. Alonzo Harris: Right.
Alonzo Harris: Oh, you federally fucked now.
Smiley: I am always getting love for the homies.
Blue: Civil rights violatin' mothafuckas.
Alonzo Harris: All right, burn it, barbecue it, fish-fry it, I don't give a fuck, but it'll make the boys feel better... Jake Hoyt: Fuck their feelings. Alonzo Harris: You're not makin' them feel like you're part of the team. Jake Hoyt: Team? You guy...
Alonzo Harris: Now, whenever you think of pullin' the trigger, you think of him first. 'Cuz if you don't, he'll snatch your fuckin' nuts out and use 'em for dice.
Alonzo Harris: All right, when's the last time you did a felony stop? Jake Hoyt: Uh, couple weeks ago? Alonzo Harris: Good, you need practice. Jake Hoyt: They look like college kids. Alonzo Harris: They're gonna get their education today. I don't wan...
Jake Hoyt: That stuff doesn't fly anymore, man. Shovin' a pen down - what if that guy complains? Alonzo Harris: To who?
Alonzo Harris: You wouldn't mind if I have some of your three thousand dollar-a-glass shit there, would you?
Jake Hoyt: That is the second time you have pointed a gun at me, there will not be a third.
