Sergeant: [he can't see what Andy is holding up] It's a...
Rex: It's A WHAT? WHAT IS IIIITTTTT?
[Rex shakes the table, inadvertently knocking off the TalkBoy and causing the batteries to fall out]
Rex: Oh, no!
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!
Hamm: Way to go, Rex!
[moves forward]
Woody: [as the toys struggle to put the batteries back in the TalkBoy] No, no, turn 'em around! Turn 'em around!
Hamm: He's putting them in backward!
[to Mr. Potato Head]
Hamm: Hey, you're putting 'em in backwards!
Woody: PLUS IS POSITIVE! MINUS IS NEGATIVE! Oh, let me!
[jumps down]
Sergeant: [downstairs, into the Baby Monitor] Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!
[Woody puts the batteries back in properly and picks the Talkboy up]
Sergeant: ...juvenile intrusion, repeat! Assume your positions now!
Woody: ANDY'S COMING! Everybody back to your places! Hurry!
[mayhem breaks out]
Mr. Potato Head: [in a panic] Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?