Betty: So how was your winter? Because our year was a challenge. My niece was raped in October. Pam: Oh, my God! Betty: I know. Not even food courts are safe.
[first lines] Trent: Duncan! On a scale of 1 to 10, what do you think you are? Duncan: A 6! Trent: I think you're a 3! Since I've been dating your mom, I don't see you putting yourself out there bud! You could try getting that score up at my beach ho...
Owen: It's called delegation, baby. I read about it in a book about it.
Betty: Oh, Steph, don't you look cute. [smacking her bottom] Betty: That's exactly the kind of suit that got me pregnant the first time. Steph: That's what I'm hoping for. Trent: Hey.
Sunbathing Girl: I don't get her face. Laura: Yeah, it's like she fell on it.
Joan: Carry a laser down the road that I must travel! Kip: Why would it be 'carry a laser'? Joan: Because it's a song about outer space.
