Ham Porter: Hamilton "the Babe" Porter. "Long Ball" Porter. Come on DeNunez. [Points to center field like Babe Ruth. Everyone laughs]
Mom: Honey, I want you to make some friends this summer, lots of them. Smalls: Yeah, I know. But I'm not good at anything, mom. Face it, I'm just an egghead.
Squints: [In the tree house, telling the story of the mutant dog who lives next door] ... after a while the cops started getting calls from people reporting all the missing thieves...
