Stanley Goodspeed: All right, I'll do it myself. I've had three weeks weapons training, I'll kick the... out of a platoon full of marines. No problem.
Stanley Goodspeed: What do you say we cut the chit-chat, a-hole?
Kid On Motorcycle: Hey man, you just fucked up your Ferrari. Stanley Goodspeed: It's not mine. [steals bike] Stanley Goodspeed: And neither is this.
Stanley Goodspeed: Mason, you all right? John Mason: [hanging upside down] Yes. Perfectly okay, you fucking idiot.
Stanley Goodspeed: FBI... Freeze Sucker.
Hotel Barber: Oh, who did this to you? This is just not right. In fact, it's nasty... John Mason: It's a "grunge thing".
General Al Kramer: Wait a minute. What is the potential casualty rate for a single rocket armed with VX poison gas, General Peterson? General Peterson: Sixty or seventy... Chief of Staff Hayden Sinclair: Well, that's-that's not so bad. General Peters...
Cable car conductor: [as cable car careens down street] We're gonna crash! Save yourselves! Oh, my baby!
Agent Paxton: Congratulations, Dr. Goodspeed. You did it. Dr. Stanley Goodspeed: Thank you, sir. Agent Paxton: You know, for a while there, I didn't think you were going to make it. Well done, son. So where's Mason? Dr. Stanley Goodspeed: Vaporized. ...
General Hummel: Ladies and gentlemen, you're being detained against your will, and for that I apologize. It is not our intention in any way to harm you, you will not be detained one minute longer than is necessary for us to complete our mission.
Stanley Goodspeed: Eat that, you fuck!
Agent Paxton: Are you the barber? Paul (hotel barber): [slightly camp] No, stylist. Agent Paxton: Whatever.
General Hummel: This isn't about terrorism, it's about justice. It's about reminding you people of something you find politically convenient to forget.
Carla: [after telling Stanley she's pregnant] You didn't mean what you just said, did you? Stanley Goodspeed: When? Carla: Just right now, when you were talking about bringing a child into the world, and having it be an act of cruelty. Stanley Goodsp...
[first lines] General Hummel: Congressman Weaver and esteemed members of the Special Armed Services Committee, I come before you to protest a grave injustice... It has to stop.
Captain Darrow: Maybe now they'll pay up. Captain Hendrix: Maybe now they won't, captain. Captain Darrow: Then maybe we need to execute a few hostages.
Agent Paxton: What's status? Stanley Goodspeed: Status... is, they're dead. They're dead! It's just me and Mason, now he says he's leaving. Agent Paxton: That is unacceptable, do you hear me? Unacceptable! Stanley Goodspeed: Well, there's a problem s...
John Mason: In my day, we did it all with a snorkel and a pair of flippers.
