Bob: Did I do something illegal? Gilbert Huph: [begrudgingly] No. Bob: Are you saying we shouldn't help our customers? Gilbert Huph: [pacing back and forth] The law requires that I answer no. Bob: We're supposed to help people! Gilbert Huph: We're su...
Helen: [on getting no response from the island's air tower, Helen reaches for her superhero costume, then pulls back] Easy, Helen, easy, easy girl. You're overreacting, everything's fine, they're just... all getting coffee! At the same time. Yeah.
Oliver Sansweet's Lawyer: Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved. Mr. Sansweet didn't want to be saved. And the injuries received from Mr. Incredible's so-called "actions" cause him daily pain. Bob: [lunging towards Sansweet] Hey, I saved your life! Oli...
Bob: Someone was in trouble... Rick Dicker: Someone's always in trouble. Bob: I had to do *something*... Rick Dicker: Yeah. Every time you say that, Bob, it means a month-and-a-half of trouble for me, and thousands of dollars of taxpayer money. We ha...
Elastigirl: Now our kids are in danger? Mr. Incredible: Well, if you suspected danger, why'd you bring them? Elastigirl: I didn't bring them! They stowed away! And I don't think you're striking the proper tone here!
[first lines] Mr. Incredible: Is this on? I mean, can break through walls, I just can't... can't get this on...
Mr. Incredible: [after he's thrown his ex-boss through several walls] I'm fired, aren't I? Rick Dicker: [sarcastically] Oh, you think?
Helen: I love you, but if we're going to make this work, you have to be more than Mr. Incredible. You know that, don't you? Priest: ...so long as you both shall live? Bob: I do.
[after the Parr's house is destroyed] Dash: Does this mean we have to move again?
Violet: Mom and Dad's lives could be in jeopardy, or worse - [whispering] Violet: their marriage.
[Bob notices the little boy on the tricycle staring at him for the second day in a row] Bob: Well, what are *you* waiting for? Little Boy on Tricycle: I don't know. Something amazing, I guess. Bob: [sighs] Me too, kid.
Mr. Incredible: I've been meaning to ask you. Of all places to settle down, why... Mirage: A volcano? My employer is atracted to power. As am I. It's a weakness we both share. Mr. Incredible: Seems a little... unstable. Mirage: I prefer to think of i...
Parrot: Identification, please. Dash: Huh? Hey, hey Vi, c'mere, look, look it talks! There, that one. Parrot: Voice key incorrect. Violet: Voice key? Parrot: Voice key incorrect. Violet: Wait a second... [Parrot sounds alarm] Dash: What do we do? Vio...
Mr. Incredible: The robot's in the financial district. Which exit do I take? Elastigirl: Traction Avenue. Mr. Incredible: That'll take me downtown. I take Seventh, don't I? Elastigirl: Don't take Seventh! Mr. Incredible: Great, we missed it! Elastigi...
Violet: Dash, remember what mom said... Dash: What? Guard 1: Hey, stop talking! [Violet vanishes] Guard 1: Hold it, freeze! Violet: Dash, run! Dash: What? Violet: Run! Dash: Oh yeah! [Takes off at super speed] Guard 2: What the-? They're Supers!
[the Incredibles crash/park their RV] Mr. Incredible: Is everybody okay back there? Violet: Super duper, Dad. Dash: Let's do that again!
[to her panicking children, having just survived a plane crash] Elastigirl: Stop it! We are not gonna die! Now, both of you will *get a grip*! Or so help me, I will *ground* you for a month. Understand?
Dash: She would be eating if we were having Tony loaf. Violet: That's it! [jumps at Dash] Helen: Both of you sit down! [Dash runs around the table, hitting Violet as he passes her, until Violet makes a force field to stop him] Dash: Hey! No force fie...
