Thorin Oakenshield: Where did you go, if I may ask? Gandalf: To look ahead. Thorin Oakenshield: And what brought you back? Gandalf: Looking behind.
Gandalf: I am Gandalf, and Gandalf means me.
Kili: [the ground suddenly begins to split beneath them during the thunder battle, with each brother jumping to a different side of the crack as it widens] What's happening? Fili: [Reaches desperately towards his brother] Kili, grab my hand! Ki... Ki...
Kili: [Kili is gently flirting with an Elf maid when he catches Dwalin glaring at him] I can't say I fancy Elves myself, too thin. They're all high cheekbones and creamy skin. Not enough facial hair for me. [He motions to an Elf walking behind him] K...
Thorin Oakenshield: I cannot guarantee his safety. Gandalf: Understood. Thorin Oakenshield: Nor will I be responsible for his fate. Gandalf: Agreed.
Bilbo Baggins: I just need to sit quietly for a moment. Gandalf: You've been sitting quietly for far too long!
Frodo: [finds a manuscript] What's this? Old Bilbo: That is private, keep your sticky paws off! It's not ready yet! Frodo: Not ready for what? Old Bilbo: Reading!
[Lord Elrond arrives at Rivendell. He greets the Dwarves, speaking in Elvish] Gloin: What does he say? Does he offer us insult? Gandalf: No Master Gloin, he's offering you food. [the Dwarves quickly have a quiet discussion amongst themselves] Gloin: ...
Old Bilbo: The first they heard was a noise like a hurricane coming down from the North. The pines on the mountain creaked and cracked in the hot, dry wind. It was a fire-drake from the North. Smaug had come! Such wanton death was dealt that day, for...
Thorin Oakenshield: And I am sorry for doubting you. Bilbo Baggins: No, it's fine. I would have doubted me too. I'm not a hero, or a warrior... [looks up at Gandalf] Bilbo Baggins: ... Not even a burglar.
Great Goblin: You thought you could escape *me*? [He swings his mace, knocking Gandalf back] Great Goblin: What are you going to do now, wizard? [Gandalf pokes the Great Goblin in the eye with his stick, then cuts straight through his large belly wit...
Dori: Mr. Gandalf, can't you do something about this deluge? Gandalf: It is raining, Master dwarf, and it will continue to rain until the rain is done. If you wish to change the weather of the world, you should find yourself another wizard. Bilbo Bag...
Bilbo Baggins: Can I help you? Gandalf: That remains to be seen.
Ori: That's why we need a burglar! Bilbo Baggins: hmmm, and I good one too I would say. An Expert Gloin: And are you? Bilbo Baggins: [looks behind him then back] am I what? Oin: He said he's an expert! hey hey!
Oin: I've got parasites the size of me arm!
Bilbo Baggins: [as Dwarves start musically banging cutlery on the tables] Careful! You'll blunt them! Bofur: [Amused] Oh, did you hear that, lads? He says we'll blunt the knives! Dwarves: [Gleefully Start Singing] Blunt the Knives! Bend the Forks! Sm...
[first lines] Old Bilbo: My dear Frodo, you asked me once if I had told you everything there was to know about my adventures. And while I can honestly say I've told you the truth, I may not have told you all of it. I am old, Frodo. I am not the same ...
[Bilbo opens the door] Dwalin: Dwalin, at your service. Bilbo Baggins: Um... [bows] Bilbo Baggins: Bilbo Baggins, at yours.
