Mouth: [examining coins in the well] President Lincoln... George Washington... Martin Sheen... Stef: Martin Sheen? That's President Kennedy, you idiot! Mouth: Well, same difference. I mean, he played Kennedy once.
Andy: [Watching Brand] Brand is being so sweet to me. Stef: Oh come on, come on! Where are you? You're in the clouds and we are in a basement!
Jake Fratelli: [the Fratelis come across the bones of Chester Copperpot, Jake checks his wallet] Niente. Kids must've cleaned him out. Mama Fratelli: Sure, right before they ate him! Francis Fratelli: Stupid.
Mikey: Let's... Andy: -get out of... Richard 'Data' Wang: -here! Stef: Like now!
Irene Walsh: Brandon Walsh! If you don't bring those kids back I'm going to commit Harri Krishna! Brandon Walsh: That's Hari Kari, Ma!
Chunk: Look at this. They've got Misissippi Mud and they've got Chocolate Eruption and they've got what? [Everyone screams] Chunk: It's a stiff. [Everyone screams and drops the dead body]
Troy Perkins: Andy, you goonie!
Mikey: [to Andy after she hits a wrong note on the piano] It's OK, you're a Goonie and Goonies always make mistakes... just don't make any more.
Mouth: You know, I just want to say thank you. For offering to save my life. Stef: Wow! Thank you it's a real moment. You know your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up. Mouth: Yeah and your looks kind of pretty. When your face ...
Mikey: You idiot! You glued it upside down! Chunk: It looks fine to me! Brandon Walsh: If God would have made it like that, you would be peeing on your faces!
Rosalita: [in Spanish; subtitled] My God, I'm in a crazy house!
[Mikey calls for a bathroom break] Mikey: Okay, this is the little boys' room, and that cave over there is the little girls' room. [Brandon heads to a different cave] Mikey: Brand, where're you going? Brandon Walsh: This is the *men's* room.
Mama Fratelli: There it is. Okay, Jake, you first. Jake Fratelli: I ain't going down there, Mama. Are you kidding me? Mama Fratelli: [pulls out her gun and points it at Jake] GO! Jake Fratelli: I can't argue with that, Mama.
Francis Fratelli: Get the rope here. Slothy, Slothy, jumprope Slothy. Jake Fratelli: What do you mean jump rope? Francis Fratelli, Jake Fratelli: Jumprope! Jumprope. [singing] Francis Fratelli, Jake Fratelli: Ring around the rosie, pocket full of p...
Chunk: whats all the stuff in the attic? Mikey: It has something to do with my dad being the assistant curly, curny. Brandon Walsh: [smacking Mikey on the back of the head] Curator. Mikey: That's what I said.
Andy: [whispers softly] Let's go this way. Brandon Walsh: What are you? Crazy? They're here. Andy: [hysterically] They're here, they're here, they're here, they're here. [Brand covers Andy's mouth] Jake Fratelli: [whispering] There they are. Right th...
Harriet Walsh: [Sirens wailing] Where are my boys? Harriet Walsh, Irving Walsh: Mikey? Brand? Mikey: Hi mom. Hi dad. I guess we're in big shit now right?
[last lines] Mikey: Bye, Willy. Thanks.
