The Count of Monte Cristo Quotes

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Count of Monte Cristo: [to Fernand Mondego] May I steal your wife? Fernand: Excuse me? Count of Monte Cristo: For the waltz?

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Mercedes: You would have to be a mother to truly appreciate the service you have done for my son and me. Monsieur, I will never forget you. Count of Monte Cristo: Please, madame, It was nothing; and I am sure in within a month you will not even remem...

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Luigi: Oh, and by the way, Jacopo is the best knife fighter I have ever seen. Edmond: Perhaps you should get out more.

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Napoleon: In life, we are kings or pawns.

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Mercedes: Is Viscount Torville dead? Fernand: Well, unless his heart is situated somewhere other than the left side of his chest, I suspect he is. Mercedes: [choking up, and making the sign of the cross] God grant him peace. He did no more than defen...

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Edmond: If you ever loved me, don't rob me of my hate. It's all I have.

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Abbe Faria: Here is your final lesson: do not commit the crime for which you now serve the sentence.

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Albert Mondego: May I ask who you are, Sir? Count of Monte Cristo: For the present your friend, tomorrow your host, for the short time formality stands between us, the Count of Monte Cristo.

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Dorleac: And if you're thinking just now 'Why me, oh God?' the answer is: God has nothing to do with it. In fact, God is never in France this time of year. Edmond: God has everything to do with it. He's everywhere. He sees everything. Dorleac: Alrigh...

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Edmond Dantes: God is no more real than your treasure, Priest. Abbe Faria: Perhaps...

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Edmond: If you ever presume to interfere in my affairs again, I will, I promise you, finish the job I started the day we met! Do you understand? Jacopo: I understand you are mad. Edmond: Mad? My enemies are falling into my traps perfectly! Jacopo: Ma...

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Fernand: You pleased me some of the time. Mercedes: You never pleased me.

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Luigi: [laughs] Release Jacopo, and give him back his knife. And we'll let the games begin.

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Edmond: Why? In God's name, why? Fernand: Because you're the son of a clerk, and I'm not supposed to want to be you!

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Colonel Villefort, aka: Clarion: Treason is all a matter of dates.

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Abbe Faria: The slot opens twice a day. Once in the morning for your toilet bucket, which is where we hide the dirt. And once more in the evening for your plate. Between those times, we can work all day without fear of discovery. Edmond: So neglect b...

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Dorleac: Come on, come on, I haven't got all day... wait. Actually, I do. I've got... [laughs] Dorleac: ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD!

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Prison guard: [after accidentally throwing Dorleac off the cliff together with a supposedly dead body] We could have handled that a bit better.

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