Kayleigh: Nothing's all better, okay? Nothing ever gets better!
[last lines] [director's cut] Tommy: True happiness can only be achieved through sacrifice, like the sacrifices our parents have made for us to be here today. Kayleigh: Woo-hoo! Great, Tommy!
Evan: Are you walking home? Can I walk you?
Evan Treborn at 13: You really have no clue how beautiful you are, do you?
Andrea: [to 13-year-old Evan] Don't worry. You have plenty of time.
[In his second college-age timeline, Evan realizes that he has to be unkind to the fraternity pledges, because other fraternity members are watching them] Evan: Give me the Greek alphabet. Give it to me! "Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh?" Alpha, beta, gamma, ...
Mr. George Miller: Take off your clothes, just like we do at bath time. You too, Evan.
Evan: [Repeated insult] Fuck Bag.
[to the neo-Nazi inmates] Evan: So, should I suck your dick now?
[upon discovering his armlessness] Evan: What the fuck is this?
Frat Guy: Shower that, bitch.
Kayleigh: Hurry up, I want a quickie before school!
Tommy at 13: [when he sees his sister kissing Evan] What are you doing?
Kayleigh Miller: Where'd you learn those new tricks? Evan: What? It... it wasn't... weird... was it? Kayleigh Miller: Yeah, if you call multiple orgasms weird!
[in the reality where Kayleigh is with Lenny] Evan: So, do you think it might have worked? Kayleigh: Yeah... But that's not how things wound up... I'm with Lenny, Lenny is your friend... and that's where it ends. Evan: Well... Would it make a differe...
[last lines] [theatrical version] Evan: I'm just running a little late. Yeah, I had to finish up with the patients. Well, get the soup or something. All right. Love you, mom. Bye-bye.
Lenny at 13: [after Tommy gives Lenny the block buster] Wait a minute, I'm not touching this thing. Look how small the fuse is. I'll get busted. Evan Treborn at 13: [puts a cigarette on the block buster] Here. That should give you two minutes. Lenny ...
Evan: Hey Thumper, you got the time? Thumper: Whatsa matter, you lost your Rolex? Fuck you frat-boy!
