Richard Vernon: Why is that door closed? WHY IS THAT DOOR CLOSED?
Richard Vernon: What did you wanna be when you were young? Carl: When I was a kid, I wanted to be John Lennon. Richard Vernon: Carl, don't be a goof. I'm making a serious point here.
Bender: You load up, you party. Brian Johnson: Uhh, no, actually, we dress up.
Mr. Clark, Andrew's Father: Hey, I screwed around. Guys screw around, there's nothin' wrong with that. [Andy nods head] Mr. Clark, Andrew's Father: Except you got caught, Sport. Andrew: Yeah, Mom already wringed me, alright? Mr. Clark, Andrew's Fathe...
Allison Reynolds: [Chews fingernails] Bender: You keep eating your hand; you're not gonna be hungry for lunch. Allison Reynolds: [Spits fingernail at Bender]
