The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert Quotes

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Felicia: [to Tick] You haven't got any kids stashed away out there as well have you?

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Felicia: [to Tick and Bernadette] So... All dolled up and nowhere to go.

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Bernadette: [to Felicia] At least the bump on your head is bigger than your prick!

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Tick: [to Felicia] What sort of bent-childhood... did you have, Adam Whitely?

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Felicia: [to Bernadette] Sorry... Ralph.

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Bernadette: [to Felicia] Do tell us your hilarious joke.

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Felicia: [to Tick] Congratulations, Missy, my darling, you did it. One lap of the Broken Hill main drag, in drag. That'll teach you to take on the Fairmont Boys School snap champion!

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Tick: Well, listen to this one. After we did the ABBA show, Kevin had one of those liposuction penis enlargements. Felicia: He didn't? Tick: Yep. Do you know what they do? They siphon all the fat out of your love handles, and actually inject it into ...

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Felicia: [to Tick] Oh! Oh, Mitzi! It's gabardine! I haven't seen gabardine for years!

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Felicia: [to Bernadette] You fucking idiot! Oh! [groans] Felicia: Oh, fuck! Oh! Fuckin'... Oh! Fuck! Get off me, you fuckin'... Oh! Fuck!

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Bernadette: [to Tick] Take the shortcut.

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Tick: [to Bernadette] Look, you're not helping, here. Just eat your hormones.

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Tick: [to Felicia and Bernadette] I think we just crashed a party.

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Cynthia: Me perform for you. Me dance too. Bob: My wife used to be in the, uh... entertainment business. Cynthia: Yeah. You perform here?

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Bob: [to Tick, Bernadette, Felicia and Cynthia] Well! A real life "Les Girls" show. Right, this calls for a celebration.

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Tick: [to Felicia] You stupid bloody idiot! Drugs, for Christ's sake! Well, three cheers for you! I hope you're bloody well happy now! You bloody fuck wit!

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Tick: [to Bob] Well, are we bunny-hopping all the way to Alice?

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Bob: [to Bernadette] Well, I can't go back to Coober Pedy for a while. I'm not the most popular bloke in the world back there anymore.

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