The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert Quotes

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Shirley: Shit! All I can see is female impersonators.

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Bernadette: [to Tick] Oh, that's a novel idea. Let's stuff ourselves to death. Imagine the headlines: "Whales Beach Themselves In The Outback". "Mystery Bum Sticks Dead In Drag".

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Bernadette: [to Tick] You got us into this, Anthony Belrose. And I suggest you start thinking about how to get us back, or I don't fancy your chances of ever trying being a husband again.

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Bernadette: Tony, Adam. This is Mr. and Mrs. Spencer. Tick: Hello. Felicia: Hello. [the car drives off leaving them stranded] Felicia: No, wait. Stop! Shit!.

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Aboriginal Man: So... You actually make money by dressing up like a woman? Tick: Oh, sure. You can make a fine living in a pair of heels.

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Cynthia: Refreshments! Lemonade here - I make! Bob: That's very nice, darling. Please... go back inside. Cynthia: Lemonade here - I make! Lemonade for guests. Bob: No, darling, please. Cynthia: [snarls viciously and curses in an Asian language] I mak...

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Bob: If you don't mind me asking, what kind of cabaret act do you do? Felicia: We dress up in women's clothes and parade around mouthing the words to other people's songs.

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Cynthia: Me perform for you. Me sing! Bob: No, Cynthia, you no perform. They perform, not you. [Cynthia shouts viciously in an Asian language]

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Felicia: Who taught you to waltz? Tick: My wife. Felicia: Oh, how sweet.

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Felicia: [to Frank and the boys] Who wants to see my map of Tasmania?

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Bob: [knocks] Can I come in? Bernadette: Now, there's a gentleman. Of course you can, Bob.

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Tick: [to Felicia and Bernadette] Aren't we fabulous?

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Felicia: [after Tick passes out] Come on, snap out of it. You'll be fine. Come on, love. Tick: [coming to] Oh... Bob: That's it, mate. You scared us all for a minute. Felicia: Just had to have that extra bit of attention, didn't you? Nice one, lovey....

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Bernadette: [dryly, eying the huge landscape murals in their hotel room] Subtle. Mitzi: Oh, tack-a-rama! Who the hell does all the *painting* around here? Bernadette: Someone with no arms or right foot, by the look of things.

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Mitzi: [as Felicia starts painting over the graffiti on their bus, which is stranded in the middle of nowhere] Purple? Felicia: It's not *purple*, it's *lavender*. Whaddaya think? Mitzi: It's nice... in a hideous sort of a way. Mitzi: [to Bernadette,...

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Bernadette: [to Felicia and Tick] Ladies, start your engines!

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Marion: [to Tick] Morals are a choice, and he'll decide his own when he's good and bloody well ready.

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Felicia: [to Tick] This is getting too weird. You, and a *woman*? What did she used do for kicks? Put a bucket on your head and swing off the handle?

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