The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert Quotes

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Mitzi: [to Felicia and Bernadette] Oh, get back in your kennels, both of you.

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Mitzi: [to Felicia and Bernadette] What fun. Baby bottles of booze.

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Felicia: [to Tick and Bernadette] The only life I saw for the last million miles were the hypnotized bunnies. Most of them are now wedged in the tires.

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Felicia: [to the video shop worker] Umm... , do you have "The Texas Chainsaw Mascara"?

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[after their bus breaks down in the middle of the outback] Tick: What's happening? Felicia: Um, I don't know. Bernadette: Oh, my God! Oh, Felicia. Where the Fuckawei?

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Mitzi: [about Trumpet] , You know, I never heard him play. Bernadette: Play? He didn't *play*, dear. Trumpet didn't have a single musical bone in his body. No, Trumpet had an unusually large foreskin. So large, in fact, that he could wrap the entire ...

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Tick: What do you assume I do? Lie? Marion: Assumption, my dear Mitz, is the mother of all fuck-ups.

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Felicia: [to Tick and Bernadette] I met these Swedish tourists called... Lars, Lars and Lars.

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Felicia: [after showing him the bus he had bought for their trip] Ta-da! What do you think? Tick: When do we have to return it to the school?

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Tick: [to Bernadette] I've um... been asked to do a show out of town.

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Bernadette: How long is the run? Tick: Four weeks. Equity minimum, two shows a night, accommodation included.

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Felicia: This old man he played two. He played knick-knack with my poo!

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Felicia: [to Tick, about Bernadette] Hey, can you confirm a rumor for me? Is it true that her real name is Ralph?

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Uncle Barrie: [to young Adam] Uncle Barrie's penie-pie is caught in the drain. Get mummy! Get mummy!

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Felicia: There goes the transsexual, last seen heading south. We called her Bernie, but her real name was... Tick: Adam?

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[last lines] Tick: No that's enough. Oh, my tits are falling down. [explosions] Tick: Jesus! Thank you! Thank you, it's good to be home!

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Felicia: Well, girls, what can I say? Here's to a secret very well kept. Bernadette: Shame it's not gonna stay that way, isn't it?

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Bernadette: [to the Bartender] Hello. Could I please have a Stoli and tonic, a Bloody Mary and a lime daiquiri, please? Shirley: Well! Look what the cat dragged in! What have we got here, eh? A couple of showgirls, have we? Where did you ladies come ...

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