Mayor Grundy: Next, a newcomer to the Pie Eat, but one we expect great things from in the future. Young master David Hogan!
Bill Travis: [Trips Lardass, who falls and hits his large belly on the stage] Are you all right, young man?
Lardass Heckler #1: Hey Lardass, how was your trip?
Bill Travis: [Quietly to Lardass] I hear you got a big appetite, Lardass. Don't even think about winning this.
[Helps Lardass stand back up]
Lardass Heckler #2: Boy, are you fat!