Pat: Mom, can we stop at the library? I want to read Nikki's entire high school syllabus.
Dr. Cliff Patel: Will somebody please explain me the parlay, please? Ronnie: You gotta win two bets or you lose the whole thing. For Pat Sr. to win, the Birds gotta beat the Cowboys, plus, Pat and Tiffany gotta get at least a 5 at the dance. Dr. Clif...
Tiffany: You're not a standup guy today, Pat!
[repeated line] Pat Sr.: Have some respect for what I do.
Pat Sr.: Here we are again at the one yard line. DeSean, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. There you go.
Dolores: I'm making crabby snacks and homemades.
Tiffany: You are afraid to be alive. You are afraid to live. You're a hypocrite. You're a conformist. You're a liar. I opened up to you and you judged me. You're an asshole. You're an asshole! Get off of me! He's harassing me! HE'S HARASSING ME!
Pat Sr.: ...and I'll take that fucking camera and I'm gonna break it over your fuckin' head, then I'm gonna come back and interview you about what it's like to get that fuckin' camera broken over your head!
Pat: Nikki's waiting for me to get in shape and get my life back together. Then we're going to be together.
Pat: I don't have an iPod. I don't have a phone. They don't let me make calls. I'm going to call Nikki.
[repeated line] Officer Keogh: You wanna go back to Baltimore?
