Oskar Schindler: I kissed a Jewish Girl. Prisoner: Did your prick fall off? [laughs]
S.S. Guard: Occupation? Moses: I am a writer, I play the flute. Itzhak Stern: But Moses is also a skilled metal worker, he can make pots, he can make tanks, he can make whatever Mr Schindler asks.
Amon Goeth: That's a nice suit. Is that silk? It's got a nice sheen to it. Oskar Schindler: I'd say "I'll get you one" only the man who made it is probably dead, I don't know.
Amon Goeth: [Loads a rifle and points it in her face] Amon's Girlfriend: Amon, you're such a damn fucking child! Amon Goeth: Wakey-wakey. Amon's Girlfriend: Make coffee. Amon Goeth: Make it yourself.
Itzhak Stern: That's it, there's no more. Oskar Schindler: I will not accept that.
Itzhak Stern: [Oskar has apparently handed him cyanide capsules] Don't let things fall apart, Oskar, I work too hard.
Displaced Jew: Last night I dreamt I was living in a room with ten people I didn't know, and I wake up to find I'm living in a room with ten people I don't know! [laughs] Displaced Jew 2: You laugh at this? Displaced Jew: I have to laugh!
Rolf Czurda: Don't get stuck on names, Schindler. That's right, it creates a lot of paperwork.
Oskar Schindler: The way things are going, people will be wanting property that's more portable. [Offers a bag of diamonds as a bribe] Rolf Czurda: Let's just say I'd be more comfortable if I took those off the table.
Itzhak Stern: You're not buying them? You're buying all these names? Oskar Schindler: I don't like to think about it, it's costing me a fortune.
Oskar Schindler: Cry, and I will have you arrested! I swear to God!
