David: I know you miss her, I mean, you told me you did. But maybe it's not just the cooking or the cleaning that you miss. Maybe it's something else. Maybe you can't even describe it. Maybe you only know it when it's gone. Maybe it's like there's a ...
Skip: I don't know if I ever told you this before, but I think you're just about the keenest girl in the whole school! Jennifer: Oh, really Skip? The keenest?
Jennifer: HELLO! I've got like three pounds of underwire on here!
Jennifer: This place gives me the creeps! Did you know that the books are blank? David: What? Jennifer: Yeah, I was in the library and I looked, and they have covers and there's nothing inside of them. David: What were you doing in a library? Jennife...
David: What can I get you two? Skip: Well, Bud, I think I'll have my usual cheeseburger and a Cherry Coke. Jennifer: Oh, I don't know Bud... I think I'll have a salad and an Evian water... [Bud gives her a dirty look] Jennifer: Cheeseburger it is!
Kimmy: [about David] Oh, my God. He is, like, so pathetic. I can't believe you're, like, related to him! Jennifer: Only on my parents' side. Kimmy: Yeah, but you guys are, like, twins and stuff. You must be from the cool side of the uterus.
Jennifer: [on the phone] It was so amazing, Daff! I was like, "So, my mom's gonna be out of town," and he was like, "Yeah? Well, maybe we could..." and I was like, "Yeah, sure," and he was like, "Cool,"... I know! He is so smart!
Skip: [townspeople are burning library books] Mary Sue, it's better this way! Jennifer: This is the only book I've ever read in my whole life, and you're not going to put it on that fire!
TV Repairman: Just give me the damned remote! [thunk] TV Repairman: Ow!
TV Repairman: I'm getting a little concerned about what I'm seeing on some of these reruns.
TV Repairman: Well, I better get going. Your show's almost on.
[after waiting two seconds after knocking on the door] Mark Davis: Bitch...
Betty Parker: [Betty is in color, George is still black & white] George, look at me. Look at my face. That meeting is not for me. George Parker: You'll put on some make-up. Betty Parker: I don't want to put on make-up. George Parker: It'll go away. I...
David: You know, we didn't call for any TV repair. TV Repairman: Well, that just makes it a lucky day for both of us! [smiles, followed by silence]
TV Weatherman: Well, it looks like we're going to have another sunny day - high 72, low 72, and not a cloud in the sky.
Bill Johnson: Must be awfully lucky to see colours like that. I'll bet they don't know how lucky they are.
