Minister Dormandy: You see, that's the whole point of being the government. If you don't like something you simply make up a new law that makes it illegal. Speaking of which, Mr...
Fredericks: Fredericks.
Minister Dormandy: Fredericks.
Fredericks: Yes, sir?
Minister Dormandy: I think we might also start working on legislation to outlaw that haircut of yours.
Fredericks: You don't like it, sir?
Minister Dormandy: No one likes it. Apart from blind people; and I'm sure even they can sense its profound ugliness as it passes by.