Scout Master Ward: Skotak, what's all this lumber for? Skotak: We're building a treehouse. Scout Master Ward: Where? Skotak: Right here. [all look up at treehouse perched ridiculously high on a tall swaying tree] Scout Master Ward: That's not a safe ...
Walt Bishop: I'll be out back. I'm going to find a tree to chop down.
Scout Master Ward: Roosevelt, how's that lanyard coming? Roosevelt: Horrible.
Scout Master Ward: He left me a letter of resignation. Over.
Walt Bishop: [during a storm] I hope the roof flies off and I get sucked up into space.
Sam: [Sniffs twice] You smell like perfume. Suzy: Oh, it's my mother's! Sam: Hm! Hm!
Suzy: I know what you do with that sad, dumb policeman. Laura Bishop: [long shocked stare] He's not dumb... But I guess he is kind of sad.
Sam: [whispering loudly] Get out of my chimney. Skotak: Listen to me. We're here for friendship. We're going to get you off this island. Sam: [whispering] No, thanks. Skotak: Yes, thanks. This is an emergency rescue. Sam: [in normal voice] It's worth...
Suzy: We might have to swim for it. Sam: How deep is it? I didn't bring my life jacket. Suzy: I don't know but if it's too shallow, we'll break our necks anyway.
Sam: [to Suzy] Are you de-pressed?
Suzy: You can touch my chest. I, uh... I think they're gonna grow more.
Sam: I'm sorry. Suzy: Oh, it's okay! Sam: I'm on your side. Suzy: I know.
Walt Bishop: How can we help her? She's got so many problems. It's getting worse.
