Walt Bishop: Holy Christ, what am I looking at here? Laura Bishop: He does watercolors. Mostly landscapes but a few nudes. Walt Bishop: Did she sit for this?
Sam: On this spot I'll fight no more forever. Sam: [to on coming horde] Come and get me, you bastards! [lighting strikes him] Sam: [with everyone look on, sits up and blows off his glasses] I'm okay. Sam: Follow me. [runs off]
[last lines] Sam: [in a whisper after jumping out of Suzy's window] See you tomorrow.
Social Services: [to Scout Master Ward and Captain Sharp] You two are the most appallingly incompetent custodial guardians Social Services has ever had the misfortune to encounter in a TWENTY-SEVEN year career!
Jed: Hang on, Social Services!
Sam: Watch out for turtles. They'll bite you if you put your fingers in their mouths.
Sam: [in letter] Dear Suzy, I accidentally built a fire while I was sleepwalking. I have no memory of this, but my foster parents think I am lying. Mrs. Billingsley: [fighting doghouse conflagration with fire extinguisher]
Sam: Listen to some reason. I don't like you. You don't like me. So, why don't you just let us disappear? Redford: Well, it's tempting, but we can't allow it.
Sam: It's not an accomplishment badge; I inherited it from my mother. It's not meant for a male to wear, but I don't give a damn.
Walt Bishop: Our daughter's been abducted by one of these beige lunatics!
Lionel: Where's my record player?
Sam: I made you some jewelry. Are your ears pierced?
Suzy: Molly's right. I do go berserk.
Sam: I got sand in my mouth. Suzy: Oh!
Suzy: It doesn't make me feel very good. I found this on top of our refrigerator. [Pulls out a book "Coping with the very troubled child"] Sam: Does that mean you? Suzy: I think so, yeah.
Laura Bishop: Poor Suzy. Why is everything so hard for you? Suzy: We're in love. We just want to be together. What's wrong with that?
Laura Bishop: We women are more emotional... Suzy: I hate you. Laura Bishop: Don't say "hate". Suzy: Why not? I mean it. Laura Bishop: You think you mean it, in this moment. You're trying to hurt me. Suzy: Exactly.
Sam: Wait. Just in case this is a suicide or they capture us and we never see each other again anymore, I just want to say: Thank you for marrying me. I'm glad I got to know you, Suzy.
