Needleman: Hey, Mr. Sullivan! Sulley: Guys, I told you, call me Sulley. Smitty: [Giggling] I don't think so. Needleman: We just wanted to wish you good luck today. Mike: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on, get lost, you two. You're making him lose his focus...
Sulley: Boo! [Boo falls into the trash can] Sulley: No! CDA Agent: Hey you! [Sulley gasps] CDA Agent: Halt! He's the one! The one's from the commercial! Affirmative. That's him. Can we get an autograph? Sulley: [Relieved] Oh! Oh sure! No problem!
Randall: So, how about this kid getting loose? Crazy, huh? Sulley: Uh, yeah, crazy. Randall: Word on the street is the kid has been traced to the factory. Know anything about that? Sulley: Uh, no, uh... Mike: No, no way. But if it was an inside job, ...
Trailer Son: [after Sully throws Randall into a door and destroys it] Mama! 'Nother gator got in the house! Trailer Mom: Another gator? Gimme that shovel! [she begins to whack Randall with the shovel]
Mike: [while Sulley brushes teeth] C'mon, fight that plaque! Fight that plaque! Scary monsters don't have plaque!
Mike: [chanting] I don't know, but it's been said, I love scaring kids in bed!
Mike: Just think about a few names for a second: Bigfoot. Loch Ness. The Abominable Snowman. They all have one thing in common, pal: Banishment! We could be next!
Mike: Oh, Schmootsie-poo? Celia: Googlie Bear.
[Mike complains to Sulley about Randall] Mike: One of these days I am really... going to let you teach that guy a lesson.
Roz: Hello, Wazowski. Fun-filled evening planned for tonight? Mike: Well, as a matter of fact... Roz: Then I'm sure you filed your paperwork correctly, for once. [Mike smiles innocently] Roz: Your stunned silence is very reassuring.
[Mike and Sully have transported to Hawaii] Mike: Why couldn't we have been banished here?
Sulley: What was that? Mike Wazowski: I have no idea. But it would be a really good idea if it didn't do it again.
Sulley: [singing to Boo to get her to stop crying] Oh, he's a happy bear, and he's not crying, and neither should you, or we'll be in trouble, 'cause they're gonna find us...
Randall: Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Do you hear that? It's the winds of change.
Roz: None of this ever happened, gentlemen. And I don't want to see any paperwork on it.
Mike: You're the boss! You're the boss! You're the big, hairy boss!
Mike: [as the Scream Extractor approaches] What is that thing? What is that thing? Hey, hey, hey, that thing is moving. I don't like big, moving things that are moving towards me.
Mike: She's the one. I'm telling ya, she is the one. Sulley: I'm happy for you. Mike: Oh, by the way, thanks for hooking me up with those reservations. Sulley: No problem. They're under the name Googlie-Bear. Mike: Thanks, I... you know, that isn't v...
