Marvin Dorfler: Hey, scumbag. Carmine: The name's 'Carmine', fucko. Marvin Dorfler: Yeah? Well, Carmine, today's your lucky day!
Jonathan Mardukas: That whole fuckin' department was corrupt! Jonathan Mardukas: There's good and bad everywhere, don't you think? Jack Walsh: Eh, well, I'd say there's bad everywhere. Good I don't know about.
Marvin Dorfler: [in handcuffs] Deal, what deal? Why does he get special treatment? Jack Walsh: See you in L.A. Marvin. Marvin Dorfler: Yeah, well watch your cigarettes with this guy, Jack!
Jonathan Mardukas: You ever had sex with an animal Jack? Remember those chickens on the Indian reservation? There were some good looking chickens there Jack. You know, between us... Jack Walsh: Yeah, there were a couple there I might've taken a shot ...
Eddie Moscone: If you bring him in, I'll give you what I'm giving Walsh. Marvin Dorfler: Yeah, what's that? Eddie Moscone: Twenty-five thousand. But you gotta bring him in before Friday midnight or the deal's off! Marvin Dorfler: Don't worry, Eddie. ...
Eddie Moscone: I'm goin' over to Chen Lu's for breakfast, I'll talk to you about it over there. Jack Walsh: Can I get my money first? Eddie Moscone: Of course. What, do you think I was gonna try to stiff you? Jack Walsh: You? Never. You would never t...
Jonathan Mardukas: You don't look like an FBI agent to me. Jack Walsh: Well, you don't look like a duke to me.
Jimmy Serrano: Sidney, relax. Have a cream soda. Everything's gonna be all over with in a few minutes.
Jonathan Mardukas: Come on, cigarettes are killers. Jack Walsh: So are women.
Tony Darvo: That fellow Walsh is pretty good, Jimmy. Jimmy Serrano: Well, if Walsh is that good, Tony, maybe I should hire him to hit YOU.
Jonathan Mardukas: [seeing Jack Walsh leave his sunglasses perched on the car's dashboard] What's that for? Jack Walsh: A little inside joke between me and Alonzo.
Jack Walsh: Can I have my sunglasses please? Alonzo Mosely: Here's your sunglasses. [Mosely spitefully tosses them up and drives off. Jack tries to catch them but they fall on the road and end up chipped] Jack Walsh: [Sarcastically] Nice. [Jack pulls...
Jonathan Mardukas: Why would you eat that? Jack Walsh: Why? 'Cause it tastes good. Jonathan Mardukas: But it's not good for you. Jack Walsh: I'm aware of that. Jonathan Mardukas: Why do something that you know is not good for you? Jack Walsh: Because...
